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Courses for Countryside staff - Another New Euro Initiative

  

 

Courses start on 1 April 2005. All countryside staff must complete six courses before the end of the financial year. Please select one from each section.

Self Improvement

SI100 Creative Suffering
SI101 Overcoming Peace of Mind
SI103 The Primeval Shrug
SI104 Whine Your Way to Alienation
SI105  How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
SI106 The Nodding Dog Approach to Consultations

Alternative Sources of Funding
AF1 Money Can Make You Rich
AF2 Packaging and Selling Your Child
AF3 How to Profit from Your Body
AF4 Tax Shelters for the Indigent
AF5  Looters Guide to Cities
AF6 Hopeless Lucre Funding (HLF) – a guide to application essays
AF7  Origami your Funding Application

Basic Skills
BS110  Ranger Habitat and Handling – meet 10am at the tea urn.
BS111 Introduction to RoW – oars provided
BS112 Grass Identification, a guide to hallucinogens in your meadow
BS113 Complete Reasoning Bypass (CRB) Disclosure
BS114  Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
BS115 MIDAS training – gold plate your office
BS116 How to loose apprentices and alienate the community in one easy lesson

Problem Solving
PS21 Bonsai your Boss
PS22 Risk Assessment Part I – how to lose the majority of your group.
PS23 Risk Assessment Part II – the best ways to poison your community volunteer
PS24 Risk Assessment Part III – the committee approach (over four duplicate field trips)
PS25 Storytelling Workshop, share your best excuses
PS26 Recycling Volunteers

Craft Workshops
CW201 Advanced Basket Making – make yourself into a complete basket case
CW202 Wildlife Workshops – the local youthclub
CW203 Wildlife Preservation, pickle an otter (complements BS115)
CW204 Repopulate your Community Forest Day – plant a volunteer
CW205 Coppice your Computer
CW206 Fungus in the Fridge - Discovery Day
CW207 How to Convert a Wheelchair into a Dune Buggy

Health and Fitness
HF03 Insanity in 5 days
HF04 Creative Tooth Decay
HF05 The Joys of Hypochondria (see PS25)
HF06 Suicide and Your Health
HF07 Biofeedback and How to Stop It
HF08 Leaving Your Reserve Behind
HF08 Tapdance Your Way to Social Ridicule
HF09 Optional Body Functions

 

Please complete the form below and hand to your Head of Department on 1/4/05.

Name:                                                                                

Position / Section:                                                                

Preferred Courses:

Section Course Code
Self Improvement SI
Alternative Sources of Funding AF
Basic Skills BS
Problem Solving PS
Craft Workshops CG
Health and Fitness HF

 

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